I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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