Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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