U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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