420 ftw
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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