brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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