are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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