break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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