remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Randomize
