so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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