Whod you bang
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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