All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
4 words: hood of his car
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
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OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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