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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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