you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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