at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
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