yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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