doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Boobs are out for the taking
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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