OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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