I love black thongs
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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