You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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