elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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