I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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