I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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