Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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