it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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