can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
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I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize