i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Randomize
