If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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