ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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