Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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