they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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