it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
no you cant smoke seaweed
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he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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