my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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