My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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