the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
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We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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