If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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