i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
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Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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