Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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