Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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