physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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