why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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