Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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