The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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