yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Randomize
