We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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