eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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