It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
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I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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