I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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