A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Even my vagina gasped.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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