the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?