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(512): View more from Texas

uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.

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(512): uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on. http://tfl.nu/0y74

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(325): View more from Texas

she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.

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(325): she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it. http://tfl.nu/ygfd

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(336): View more from North Carolina

walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.

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(336): walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life. http://tfl.nu/o34i

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(305): View more from Florida

considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?

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(305): considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it? http://tfl.nu/ijgp

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(404): View more from Georgia

I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer

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you spelled her name wrong

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not you too!!

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(404): I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer (678): you spelled her name wrong (404): not you too!! http://tfl.nu/woxr

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(606): View more from Kentucky

A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...

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(606): A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week... http://tfl.nu/yplk

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(773): View more from Illinois

I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.

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Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.

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(773): I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant. (847): Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you. http://tfl.nu/48mv

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Operation Purity has been aborted

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(306): Operation Purity has been aborted http://tfl.nu/jf4h

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(248): View more from Michigan

Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.

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(248): Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here. http://tfl.nu/bwbb

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(910): View more from North Carolina

This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.

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(910): This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods. http://tfl.nu/a6lo

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(303): View more from Colorado

those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.

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(303): those 9 inches of man changed my life forever. http://tfl.nu/b7ob

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(703): View more from Virginia

the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression

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(703): the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression http://tfl.nu/ti0p

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(970): View more from Colorado

I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.

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(970): I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant. http://tfl.nu/vide

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(443): View more from Maryland

I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.

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(443): I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon. http://tfl.nu/atl9

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(519): View more from Ontario

I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy

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(519): I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy http://tfl.nu/0rhn

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