Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please? http://tfl.nu/hm0j
  Replies (8) Good night (2025) Bad night (527)
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  It was kind of weird

  (857): View more from Massachusetts

  What did your mom walk in?

  (516): View more from New York

  She flung her tampon across the room.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): It was kind of weird (857): What did your mom walk in? (516): She flung her tampon across the room. http://tfl.nu/h6pq
  Replies (6) Good night (657) Bad night (4497)
• Favorite

  (713): View more from Texas

  counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (713): counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet. http://tfl.nu/nzku
  Replies (16) Good night (4898) Bad night (1012)
• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me http://tfl.nu/0mob
  Replies (9) Good night (1040) Bad night (3003)
• Favorite

  (807): View more from Ontario

  I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (807): I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth http://tfl.nu/b4j6
  Replies (18) Good night (7157) Bad night (1246)
• Favorite

  (443): View more from Maryland

  i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (443): i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007 http://tfl.nu/tyl3
  Replies (19) Good night (6638) Bad night (1553)
• Favorite

  (907): View more from Alaska

  You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (907): You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink. http://tfl.nu/mebb
  Replies (29) Good night (4385) Bad night (1094)
• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means. http://tfl.nu/woys
  Replies (9) Good night (3811) Bad night (903)
• Favorite

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (978): If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities. http://tfl.nu/pwci
  Replies (6) Good night (1845) Bad night (1238)
• Favorite

  (519): View more from Ontario

  Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (519): Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked. http://tfl.nu/677j
  Replies (6) Good night (462) Bad night (1225)
• Favorite

  (850): View more from Florida

  I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (850): I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend. http://tfl.nu/659e
  Replies (12) Good night (2346) Bad night (479)
• Favorite

  (803): View more from South Carolina

  No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (803): No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional". http://tfl.nu/sdb0
  Replies (3) Good night (1117) Bad night (592)
• Favorite

  (563): View more from Iowa

  Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (563): Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE http://tfl.nu/qgoo
  Replies (6) Good night (1632) Bad night (519)
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  That's what you say about everyone.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system. (910): That's what you say about everyone. http://tfl.nu/s26k
  Replies (5) Good night (981) Bad night (262)
• Favorite

  (561): View more from Florida

  I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (561): I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets http://tfl.nu/vj1n
  Replies (1) Good night (327) Bad night (400)

Randomize