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(309): View more from Illinois

I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?

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(260): View more from Indiana

We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.

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(361): View more from Texas

ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.

(1-361): View more from Texas

Shotgun.

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(516): View more from New York

my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall

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(281): View more from Texas

He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.

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(917): View more from New York City

I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?

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(925): View more from California

she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out

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this was your mom?

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(360): View more from Washington

Life without a bra equals bliss.

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(520): View more from Arizona

I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.

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