I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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