Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
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it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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