I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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