dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
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