He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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