ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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