I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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