I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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