Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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