I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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