It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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